MMS SCANDALS
I WOULD SUGGEST IF U R NOT ABOVE THE AGE OF 18 ,PLEASE DON'T READ FURTHER.OH! I WAS JUST JOKIN I MYSELF AM 17 YEARS OLD.SO GO ON!.WELL,WE HAVE SEEN THE AGE OF STONES,THE AGE OF MACHINES ......VIRTUALLY THE AGE OF EVERYTHING.BUT MIND YOU THE AGE WE LIVE IN AND I REPEAT WE LIVE IN IS FAR FROM SIMILAR TO ALL THESE AGES.QUITE FRANKLY THE AGE WE LIVE IN IS IN SIMPLE WORDS"WEIRD".YES,WEIRD BECAUSE IN THE PRESENT AGE THE CREATIONS DOMINATE OR TO BE MORE EXACT HUMILIATE OR TO BE VERY EXACT PRACTICALLY EXPOSE THE CREATOR.THERE ARE MANY WHOM I WOULD CALL-"UNENLIGHTENED HYPOCRITES"-WHO CALL THIS AGE -THE AGE OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY-WHICH I BELIEVE IS THE MOST NON-SENSICAL WAY TO DESCRIBE IT BECAUSE THE PRESENT AGE IS NOTHING BUT "THE AGE OF MMS". I AM SURE MY READERS WOULD BE VERY WELL VERSED WITH THE UNMENTIONABLE REASONS(BECAUSE THIS A FAMILY MAGAZINE AFTER ALL) OF CALLING THIS AGE -"THE AGE OF MMS".WELL!ALL OF US KNOW WHAT MMS STANDS FOR
-MULTIMEDIA MESSAGING SERVICE RIGHT! . I AM AFRAID IT IS WRONG AGAIN
BECAUSE MMS STANDS FOR MULTIMASALA MESSAGING SERVICE OR MAY BE MASTIMASALA MESSAGING SERVICE ANYWAYS LET'S NOT GET INTO THAT BECAUSE IT IS A FAMILY MAGAZINE AFTER ALL.TECHNICALLY,IT IS JUST ANOTHER FABULOUS,ULTRA-MODERN TECHNOLOGY FROM THE NEVER ENDING SUPER COOL REPUTVA OF MODERN SCIENCE.I MUST CONFESS SCIENCE IS PROGRESSING IN LEAPS AND BOUNDS.THE DAY IS NOT FAR WHEN A SMALL KID WHOM I HAVE NEVER SEEN IN MY LIFE WILL COME TO ME AND SAY,"I AM YOUR SON BECAUSE I WAS BORN DUE TO THE MERGING OF THE DNA SAMPLES OF YOU AND MY MOM FOUND IN EACH OF YOUR SALIVAS AND THE ROAD SIGN "DON'T SPIT" WILL ALLTOGETHER HAVE A NEW MEANING".SOUNDS HYSTERICAL-WAIT TILL IT HAPPENS.NOW,LET'S FOCUS OURSELVES TO MMS SCANDALS-WHY DO THEY HAPPEN?.LOOKING AT THIS QUESTION SOCIALLY I WOULD SAY DUE TO-THE UNEXPLANABLE HUNGER AND DRIVE OF DOING SOMETHING UNIQUE AND HARSHLY SPEAKING THE ONES WHO TAKE PRIDE IN QWING RESPONSIBILITY FOR THESE MMS SCANDALS DON'T KNOW THAT IN THE EYES OF MORALITY THEY ARE JUST ACTING AS IF SOMEONE HAS PUT SOME CHILLI POWDER IN THE UNMENTIONABLE ORGAN OF THEIR BODY.BUT WHOM I FOOLING AROUND THE FACT IS MORALITY DOESNOT EXIST IN THE MODERN DAY.AND PEOPLE TODAY DEFINITELY DON'T MIND A MMS SCANDAL PER MONTH.THESE SCANDALS ARE GROWING DAY BY DAY DUE TO THE VERY SIMPLE REASON THAT THEY ARE GETTING ACCEPTANCE OR TO BE MORE EXACT "THIS FORM OF CINEMA HAS WORLDWIDE AUDIENCE".POOR "THE RISING" COULD NOT TOTALLY RECOVER IT'S COST BUT A SINGLE MMS HAS BROKEN BOX OFFICE RECORDS.THE FACTORS THAT ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS ARE THAT YOU ONLY GET FOUR SHOWS OF A MOVIE IN A DAY.BUT AN EIGHT MINUTE MMS YOU CAN WATCH INNUMERABLE TIMES IN A DAY.SECONDLY,YOU GET TO WATCH A MOVIE IN EVERY THEATRE OF THE CITY BUT YOU CAN WATCH AN MMS IN EVERY CORNER OF THE CITY.SO AN MMS IS BOUND TO BE MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN A MOVIE EVEN IF IT COSTS SOMEONE HIS/HER PRIDE,SLEEP OR EVEN HIS/HER LIFE.THIS IS INSANE AND SHOULD BE CONDEMNED IN EVERY WAY.NOW LET ME GIVE YOU THE TECHNICAL RECIPE THAT MAKES AN IDEAL MMS SCANDAL.ALL YOU NEED IS A CAMERA-PHONE,A SOFTWARE NAMED ADOBE PHOTOSHOP AND MOST IMPORTANTLY ALL THE SCREWS OF YOUR BRAIN SHOULD BE TOTALLY LOOSE AND YOU ALSO NEED SOME CHILLI POWDER IN THE UNMENTIONABLE PART OF YOUR BODY BECAUSE THIS IS A FAMILY MAGAZINE AFTER ALL.
JOKES APART,MY DEAR READERS IT IS HIGH TIME WE REALISE TECHNOLOGY IS FAR AHEAD FROM US IN A RACE FOR CONTROL AND DOMINATION.IF WE DON'T STOP IT WE i.e HOMO SAPIENS WILL BECOME NOTHING BUT A JOKE AMONG OTHER MEMBERS OF NATURE.HUMANS HAVE THE UNCANNY ABILITY OF DIGGING A LOOP HOLE IN THEIR OWN CREATIONS AND UTIMATELY THEY FALL INTO IT.THIS IS MY MESSAGE TO ALL THE MEMBERS OF WHAT I CALL-"THE WE LOVE MMS SCANDALS CLUB"
PLEASE DON'T ENCOURAGE THESE OR MAY BE YOU WILL STAR IN ONE TOO AND THAT I BET WILL NOT BE A GREAT FEELING.
IN THE END,
THE PART ABOUT TECHNOLOGY WHICH IS VERY SAD,
IS THAT IT IS BOTH GOOD AND BAD,
MAKE SURE THAT THE PART YOU CHOSE,
LEADS TO PROGRESS NOT AN EXPOSE,
INTIMATE MOMENTS IN YOUR LIFE ARE SWEET,
ENJOY THEM DON'T CLICK THEM LIKE A CHEAT,
AFTER ALL THE SPECULATION THERE IS ONLY ONE NAKED TRUTH,
NEVER MISUSE YOUR MOBILE PHONE THAT HAS GOT A BLUE TOOTH.
PRATEEK KAPIL
THAT'S MY SCHOOL-ST.XAVIER'S
PALS AT XAVIER'S!
MY GANG AT JOSEPH'S ...............SPOT ME!
FORGET THE GUY IN THE TOP LEFT AND RIGHT PICS NOTICE MY SWEET SISTERS-JO(TOP LEFT) AND SWATI(TOP RIGHT)
THE MANY SIDES OF ME
